My new boyfriend, Christopher, is so weird. First, I want to get into his history. In the 90s, Lionel Lyes tried to create a clone of himself, including Starman's DNA. When Vincent learned about the clone, he sent him to a foster family here at the Borkoshavski Academy, where he was raised as Christopher Lyes. Christopher was bullied a lot for this. I remember, one time Icarus drew art of Lionel Lyes pregnant with Christopher. Chris got so mad he shit himself (we were 8) and Icarus and I laughed so hard that root beer shot of our noses (we were drinking root beer). And so for most of his life, Chris really had no friends, besides my family. See, because my mom was a LyesCorp shareholder, she felt... somewhat responsible for Chris' existence. She would always offer Chris Charles' old room, treating him the way she would a second son.
When Christopher hit puberty, he acted weirder. He started actually working out, despite his super strength, which made him bulkier. He also hit a growth spirt and started dressing more "clean" after my mom gave him some of Charles' old dress clothes. We started talking a few months after Icarus and I broke up, and he talked about a lot about how he felt like I was the only girl who understood the way he felt. I didn't understand. I was not born in a fucking test tube. But he said that all the other girls on campus were bitches who refused to listen to him, and that I kind of understood. I like to think that I am not like other girls that way. I am different. He also admires the fact that I am half Vietnamese.
We officially became boyfriend and girlfriend when he dressed up as Lionel Lyes and I dressed up as Starman for Camp Rostenkowski's Summerween Festival and he said that he never realized how beautiful I was.
We have had sex while I was in the Starman costume about four times now.